Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Advice for Post-Terror Living

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Five America-tested tips on how to make the coming months and years of post-terror living as productive and meaningful as possible:

1. Rally behind your suddenly non-poodly leader, and DO NOT QUESTION HIM.
2. Refrain from any and all analysis of events which are more complex than "THEY HATE FREEDOM."
3. Turn in droves to jingoistic, Rupert Murdoch-owned media outlets.
4. Smother your funny-looking Rovers and MGs and Minis with plenty of "We Will Not Forget" and "I Support..." ribbons.
5. Thirst for the blood of the oil-hoarding sand heathens.
E.P. Wednesday, July 13, 2005